PureiWeb (character)

' This is the page of the PureiWeb character, not the company. If you are looking for the company, click here. '"'It is I, PureiWeb!'"

PureiWeb (referred to by the company as Announcer) is the primary mascot of the PureiWeb site, replacing Nebula.

They were designed in a way if you take a picture of them with the camera pointing at their face and collar at a certain angle, you should be able to get the site's logo.*

In The Voice of PureiWeb, they play a computer keyboard** for typing, the ukulele, and guitar. (The guitar was modified to have the two E strings at the edge removed and the other strings all tuned to ukulele tuning.) This is all canon, and they're known to be very talented.

** The computer has this program running while the podcast is being recorded. This means that there's a live "piano" that PureiWeb will play. They're known to be a very good singer, but messes up when recording. They love to sing!

They are not Play-Yan, as mentioned in the Voice of PureiWeb episode "Let's Sing! Again!"

They have a ChildWorld calculator which is now known to G-note people. The calculator itself plays a high-pitched G note every time you press a button.

One of the things they like to do is sing. They cannot reach many notes without feeling uncomfortable.

They took over all of the PureiWeb social media accounts, so both the company and themselves can access it. However, the company is bankrupt, so Puri owns all the accounts.

Lore
There's extensive lore behind the character. Let's take a look.

The Company Sends a Tape
As you can tell, the PureiWeb company was looking for someone new instead of Nebula to represent their business: a fanbase type of site. To find the perfect voice, they sent blank tapes out to most people to record voices on.

When they still lived with their parents, Puri got a tape mailed to them. It was a blank 4-minute tape with no indication of the company whatsoever. They sang "Hello Hello My Friends" which would become the intro to the company's podcast on one half of the tape, as the other half had talking. There were a few seconds to spare, so they recorded the first few seconds of a rickroll. Most people who received the tape either rolled the ricks* or put a "return to sender" label on it. Because of this, Puri was the only one hired. They got the job.

* rickroll

Getting Hired
On a hot August day, Puri walked into the place. The staff showed Puri their spot in the office, which was a small storage room with a computer, an electronic keyboard, a place to sleep, and a work phone. It was at the top floor of the company's corporate office. And it was the most sweltering room.

Puri's Job
Their job was simple. Puri would record their voice. Puri would get a lot of scripts to read off for the company. Most of the singing were done by the YANLOIDS as Puri only did singing in the podcasts. What did the company do to them?

The company made Puri use their voice a lot until they were in pain.

They milked it dry.

Puri's Diet
Puri had mostly water during their time at the company. The staff never give them anything to eat, so they took most of the snacks from the break room. If they weren't full yet, they would also eat some of the staff's lunch. Puri basically lived in the hot, sweltering offices.

Sometimes, they would take at least $50 from the company's revenue and go to the fancy, expensive restaurant that was a few buildings away. They've become such a regular at the place, so they got meals for free. Puri still brings $50 for a tip at the place, which is very nice.

A New Chapter in Life
Puri decided to get a house with the company's money. It was enough to make the company go bankrupt. The company didn't have 12 dollars to keep the site running, so that was all it took to get it shut down.

Puri now lives happily without any pain, such as people milking their voice dry.

THE FACTS!!!!!!!!

 * They have 42 gigabytes worth of photos in their camera roll. The company, however, does not know what's in there.
 * Every time they bring out an instrument, they sing this Media song. "MEDIA MEDIA FOR THE GBA, COME ON AND SING WITH ME YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!" This is something that Play-Yan would most likely sing instead of Announcer, but Announcer still sings it.
 * They are friends with several well-known bots. Rythm knows them best.
 * Puri used to be male. This changed sometime in October.
 * They are hot.